Season 3, Episode 11: Baseball Language Bits

  • The Internet is Still Here
  • Adam eats a salad made of gold
  • Go to Safeway and Buy a Head of Lettuce
  • Salad Bar is too scared to sue us
  • Synchronized Umming
  • We give a Baseball Language Bit a try
  • Rachel and her fanny pack and scissors
  • What do you think about Illinois?

Season 3, Episode 2: Andy's Hookhands

  • Justin “Cardboard” Bieber
  • Momz
  • Rachel v. Shelley in the Octagon
  • The Cool Guy Sports Podcast
  • Kennedy jokes
  • The Doily Podcast
  • Boiling chickens
  • Adam cooks!
  • The Buccaneer Podcast
  • Sponsored by Andy’s Hookhands
  • A song about pants
  • Hookhand gloves

Bonus: We Forgot About this One

  • A year later. Al Green still here. 
  • Lumberjacks: water or road?
  • Canada does not have trees
  • 17 spider babies
  • Sigourney Weaver buggies
  • The flu is incredibly cool
  • Good ol Daddy Chris!

Season 2, Episode 7: We've Devolved

  • Global Warming: A Fifth Season!
  • Optional's been visiting Portland for like 3 months now. 
  • The Bell is Back!
  • Butter?
  • Cuba Gooding, Jr.
  • Vanessa’s Current Events
  • No Dead Air Beef Taco
  • Blade Runner: 2049 jet stream SFX sponsorship 
  • A Death: Rachel’s Sparkly Shoes
  • Why are all the nerds named Mark?
  • Count to Ten: A Musical

Season 2, Episode 6: Bells, Clowns, & Feudal States

  • We have no idea how this starts.
  • The bells of the world.
  • Tinker? Tink or Bell? Liquor?
  • Cow bells. 
  • The Announcement. 
  • Rachel: The Bit Killer
  • Current Events with Vanessa
  • Babe Ruth is uh-strikin’ out
  • Vacuum Episodes
  • A New Drama: The Clown Rivalry
  • Samuel tells us about Feudal States
  • Clown Nomenclature
  • Dorky HP teams
  • Oh, Optional’s still here

Season 2, Episode 5: We Go Live!

Facebook Live is GREAT for podcasts
Ol Optional himself is here!
Taco Bell “Bong” SFX
Khaled’s still a thing?
Burnt Banana Bread n’Butter
A Game: “Al or Al?”
Hear that LaFleur?
RIP loses to everything
Auditing the Intro Song
Muddy hip hop vs lumberjack workers comp

Season 2, Episode 4: We Made a Soap Opera

We love it. Amen. 
No Dead Air: The Soap Opera
Our pool of “Fashion Bits” is shallow
Socks are Pockets!
Al “Optional” Green joins our live audience
We lean back when we laugh
Laughing without Smiling
Chomping Teeth
“I’m Dying” selfie
Bits in our bits
Pant Scratch Hypnosis
Optional: The LQ expert
Optional and BopBop’s friendship story

Season 2, Episode 3: Check out our Bits

Rosh, Jaych, Whatever
NOT sponsored by La Croix
Always always
But actually Sometimes always
The Nagel Neighbors
Peephole R&B
Sponsored by Marshall Mathers LP
Spaghetti Bits
Our bits sponsored by Cialis
Or maybe just Outro always.

Season 2, Episode 1: Ibarelynozen

Forgetting the Intro: I hear that’s a great way to start a season
"A Trick for the Ages"
Microwaves don’t cook meat
Still no intro
Bathroom Stalin
Just a bunch of clowns
I guess this is Season 3 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Landed the Bieber sponsorship
Rand him. 
The Stuff Store
Nighttime Safari